Milla Jovovich Has Everything Now

Roberto Cavalli has been offering an iridescent (that’s a big word for luminous colors that change when seen from different angles) Cavalli Card.

“I love to immerse myself in new”

…said Roberto as he pointed out the less than useless exclusive benefits of having one:

• Dedicated VIP services at Cavalli boutiques (oooh!)
• Access to special sales (which don’t count when 10% off still results in $1k socks)
• Invitations to events (when on arrival you’ll need to fork out big to get in)
• Fashion shows and trunk shows (just don’t forget you’re in the seats behind the journalists)

The only thing good to come out of this venture seems to be the “I have everything” TV commercial starring Milla Jovovich.