Brazilian? Landing Strip? How Do You Cut Your Grass?

I can’t remember the last time I ever mowed the lawn. In fact, I’m pretty sure I have never actually mowed the lawn.

Maybe that’s because we never had one of these while I was growing up:

With absolutely no association to Hustler Magazine, The Hustler Zeon is an emission-free electric mowing dream ride!

It my not have a traditional steering wheel, rather two handles that enable a true zero-degree turning radius, just like a tank! Who’s got long lawn?