Recipe for Hype – Short Skirts and Chutney
A couple of weeks back we broke the news about the National Skirt Extension Project and since then we’ve been waiting in anticipation for a little hint at who is responsible for the campaign (it seems to have many people hot under the collar for some reason).
Firstly, lets look at Exhibit A: If something aint broke (the skirt)! don’t fix it!
Now for the scorcher…
Skirt lengthening campaign mystery revealed
Yes, believe it or not, but ol’ Mrs Balls is behind the huge hype to promote her Chutney in the same fashion as I’ve promoted the flattering skirt pictured in Exhibit A above
If there’s nothing wrong with it, Don’t change it!
6,000 idiots left messages on a fake call centre number and the campaign is rumoured to have been googled more than me AND the Joost van der Westhuizen sex tape!
Nice one Mrs Balls! You really surprised me! And now I’m hungry.
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