Credit Crunch Survival Kit

Tough times call for extraordinary measures, but never fear – the Credit Crunch Survival Kit is here to help. With a tiny toilet roll to save on paper, a mini pint glass to make cutting back on the booze that bit easier, condom puncture repair kits to get a little more mileage out of your prophylactics and a decision dice to so you know when to sit in the dark and when it’s ok to switch the lights on, the Credit Crunch Survival kit makes global economic meltdown a cinch!
Available on http://www.play.com (http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/9642448/Credit-Crunch-Survival-Kit/Product.html)

@flikdabean – shot for letting all the poor people know where to buy the kit. Are you getting royalties by any chance?