How to Hide Your Stash in Plain Sight

I can’t be the only one guilty of collecting small expensive things. So I’m always seeking a safe place to keep them – somewhere I won’t forget about myself!

You’re probably thinking “sticking it in a safe dumb-ass”! What nonsense! Where’s a thief going to look first? That’s right – your safe. Stupid. Here’s the real solution…

Hide your stash in plain sight – that’s what you need to do! So, just glue two random hardcover books together, drill out several hundred pages, and BOOM! You’ve got the perfect hiding space.

OR, you can just buy the book above and cram it full of treasure, and nobody will be the wiser! There you go!