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Fantastic Nike Ads

Let the ads speak for themselves…

Sticky Suitcase Makeover

Luggage is so boring! But with these great stickers, you can liven up your old bag and get some raised eyebrows from the airport officials (even if they are for the wrong reasons)…

If you’re not that risky and naughty, you could try the cash route…

Else, get your Pablo on…

If all else fails, smuggle an air hostess…

If you’re into covering things up with stickers, check out the range of Garage Doors to Die For.

Treasures in the form of dogs

Every pet owner thinks their pet is the shit (kinda like every oke rates his woman is the shit). But really now, there are some pets (and women) who are just undeniably gorgeous – so much so that anything with a heartbeat is drawn to them.

Take for example my daschund Bailey (Exhibit A):

Bailey the daschund

She’s so sweet you can’t help but let her make herself comfy in the new Woolworths winter linen range. I’m wondering which one compliments the other one more?

On the other hand, for every princess, these must be a crazy dribbling pet (think ed from the lion king), right? Meet Shelby (Exhibit B) who somehow manages to look like a total freak when she fells into a deep sleep (with the help of yours truly lifting her lips and blowing gently into her gums to make them stay open):

Shelby the daschund

Aren’t they just the best? Both are available for to endorse products like this dog did for Saatchi & Saatchi.

Super Cheesy Business Card

Need I say more..?

Cheesy Business Card

I’m wondering who would win in a card-contest?

Would it be…

Discovery Leadership Summit 2010

You’re bound to see this branding around town in the coming months:

Discovery Leadership Summit 2010

It’s the second Discovery Leadership Summit to be held in SA and I’m still regretting the fact that I never attended the event in 2009! I missed Branson and Gladwell lined up with other global business leaders and I won’t do it again!

So this year I’m going to the event come hell or high water because it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to engage! And two of the several speakers are people I’ve wanted to hear for ages; Rudy Guiliani (former mayor of NYC) and Johann Rupert (Chief Executive of Richemont Luxury Brands)!

If you don’t know who these blokes are, best you check out the event web site and get on with making a plan to be there! Do it!

Well done Spain – World Cup Winners 2010

Spanish Flag

Champions of Europe and now champions of the world, Spain captured football’s Holy Grail for the first time with a 1-0 victory over the Netherlands thanks to Andres Iniesta’s 116th-minute strike at Soccer City.

Iniesta Goal

The question is… what the hell does it say on Andres Iniesta’s shirt???

And now it’s time for this guy to come out of the giant Jabulani ball.

Pacman Bottle Opener

Words can not describe how funky this is… just look!

pacman-keychain

pacman-keychain

pacman-keychain

I rate this is better than the elephant that opens beer bottles!

Man Living in Giant Jabulani Ball

Get this: Some guy named Adam Santarossa is being paid thousands of dollars to watch the World Cup inside a giant football!

Man living in Giant Jabulani Ball

He was selected by Adidas to spend the month-long tournament watching football, tweeting and writing blogs inside the 20 foot (six meter) diameter Jabulani ball. Sweet!

Man living in Giant Jabulani Ball

Santarossa has a well-stocked fridge, bunk bed, PlayStation 3, and laptop, and will get $2,600 for his trouble, along with the contents of the ball and three bags full of sports gear. “I had a bit of trouble at the start – it’s a bit difficult having people peer in through the windows 24-seven,” he said. “But it’s a pretty easy life. I’m going to be seeing if they can extend my lease.”

Can’t say I would take the same deal! I would rather stay in the house from Ferris Buellers Day off or step into this amazing Carla Ridge Palace!

Smugglers Cove is the Place to Be

Draw your attention to Navagio – located on the north-west shore of the Ionian island of Zakynthos:

Zakynthos Navagio Map

Navagio is an isolated sandy cove and one of the most famous beaches in Greece… this has got to convince you that there IS a god!

Navagio Beach

It is notable because it is home to the wreck of the alleged smuggler ship Panagiotis… that’s why it’s often referred to as ‘Smugglers Cove’. Smuggle away…

Navagio Beach Wreck

Best you get yourself the Largest Yacht in the World or better yet, The Worlds Biggest Yacht, Really this time!

For me personally? I’ll settle with 86 Feet of Sea-Slicing Yacht Heaven!

I Wanna Be a Billionaire so Frickin Bad!

I’m totally loving Travie McCoys new track featuring Bruno Mars “I Wanna be A Billionaire”!

Just enjoy it with the uncensored lyrics…

And sing along…

Bruno Mars
I wanna be a billionaire so frickin bad
Buy all of the things I never had
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes Magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights, yeaaah
A different city every night oh I swear
The world better prepare for when I’m a billionaire

Travie McCoy
Yeah I would have a show like Oprah
I would be the host of
Everyday Christmas give Travie a wish list
I’d probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
and adopt a bunch of babies that ain’t never had sh!t
Give away a few Mercedes like here lady have this
And last but not least grant somebody their last wish
It’s been a couple months since I’ve single so
You can call me Travie Claus minus the ho-ho
Get it, I’d probably visit where Katrina hit
And damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did
Yeah can’t forget about me stupid
Everywhere I go Imma have my own theme music

Bruno Mars
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night oh I swear
The world better prepare for when I’m a billionaire
(oooh ooh) when I’m a Billionaire
(oooh ooooh)

Travie McCoy
I’ll be playing basketball with the President
Dunking on his delegates
Senator … his political etiquette
Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the fives, twenty’s …completely separate

And yeah I’ll be in a whole new tax bracket
We in recession but let me take a crack at it
I’ll probably take whatever left and just split it up
So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
And not a single tummy around me
Would know what hungry was
Eating good sleeping soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your pocket pull out your wallet
And put it in the air and sing

Bruno Mars
I wanna be a billionaire so frickin bad (so bad)
Buy all of the things I never had
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes Magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night oh I swear
The world better prepare for when I’m a billionaire
(oooh ooh sing it) when I’m a Billionaire
(oooh ooooh)

I wanna be a billionaire so frickin bad

What do you think? Is money the root of all evil today, or you happy to be a billionaire?

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