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So this web site was sent to me by an extremely upset reader (who’s obviously in favour of short skirts). What you’ll find if you visit the site is this:

What appears to be some kind of legitimate bill urging the extension of skirts across our nation (including the alteration of all associated signage) is causing a stir with fashionistas, the general public and sluts alike!

My take on it: Someone has cunningly setup a premium number that keeps you on hold forever and generates big money on the fears of modern society (please don’t phone the number on the site). I don’t know whether I’m more pissed off cause the site exists or that I never came up with it!

These aren’t as crap as one would first think…

They look legit and would be a fine addition when suiting up!

Roberto Cavalli has been offering an iridescent (that’s a big word for luminous colors that change when seen from different angles) Cavalli Card.

“I love to immerse myself in new”

…said Roberto as he pointed out the less than useless exclusive benefits of having one:

• Dedicated VIP services at Cavalli boutiques (oooh!)
• Access to special sales (which don’t count when 10% off still results in $1k socks)
• Invitations to events (when on arrival you’ll need to fork out big to get in)
• Fashion shows and trunk shows (just don’t forget you’re in the seats behind the journalists)

The only thing good to come out of this venture seems to be the “I have everything” TV commercial starring Milla Jovovich. Watch it here.

There’s nothing sexy about Global Warming. Or is there? I’m distracted, thinking about what women are wearing in 2010..?

You too can bring honor to your family with the ninja umbrella featuring a samurai sword handle…

The Ninja umbrella also comes with a carrying case for dramatic effect and easy transport. Click here to get yours.

I’m no cross-dresser, but when I saw these my instant passion for cars kicked in and I couldn’t help thinking “Wow, Lamborghini shoes!” Lauren just loves shoes and recently a Lambo burnt to death in CT. It just seems that the time is right to post these babies up for all to see. WHere are the sneakers now?!