If you’re not that risky and naughty, you could try the cash route…

Else, get your Pablo on…

If all else fails, smuggle an air hostess…

If you’re into covering things up with stickers, check out the range of Garage Doors to Die For.

I’m wondering who would win in a card-contest?

Would it be…

• The Business Card for Tool-Using Guys?
• The Brilliant Therapist Business Card?
• The Stretchy Business Card?
• or, The Personal Trainers Card?

I rate this is better than the elephant that opens beer bottles!

He was selected by Adidas to spend the month-long tournament watching football, tweeting and writing blogs inside the 20 foot (six meter) diameter Jabulani ball. Sweet!

Santarossa has a well-stocked fridge, bunk bed, PlayStation 3, and laptop, and will get $2,600 for his trouble, along with the contents of the ball and three bags full of sports gear. “I had a bit of trouble at the start – it’s a bit difficult having people peer in through the windows 24-seven,” he said. “But it’s a pretty easy life. I’m going to be seeing if they can extend my lease.”

Can’t say I would take the same deal! I would rather stay in the house from Ferris Buellers Day off or step into this amazing Carla Ridge Palace!

That table at the end… it will be mine!

Maybe you recognize it as the the cyber cube, magcube, nanodots, zen magnets, buckeye balls or the neo cube? Who cares. It’s basically 216 magnets that combined together let you create zillions of 2D patterns and 3d shapes at the office, at home, on the Gautrain or on the toilet if you like.

The point I’m sharing with you here today is that it’s just plain awesome, and Neocube South Africa has released a limited number of these amazing magnetic puzzles (toys, gadgets, gizmos, stress releiver, etc) into the local market on a first come first serve basis.

Head over to www.neocube.co.za to find out more about the magic of neodymium rare earth magnets or just visit Neocube South Africa to buy your Neocube now!

This bad boy weighs in at roughly 7kg and comes with functional steering and operational hoods, certification of authenticity, glass house, aluminum case and photo documentation of the manufacturing process.

It took 2 months to finish and only three will be available. It’s only £2 million (thats only about R22m). No sweat!

Also see Bugatti Goes Back to Racing or buy gold from a vending machine.

Check out www.lorypark.co.za

Don’t forget to see the Timotei Lioness Advert too.

Did you ever see the Fender Guitar Table and the Rocking Portable Amp from Marshall?

These Toxic Spills glowing coasters will do just that, in the light and in the dark! Get 4 in a set for just $11.95 (about R85).

They look awesome, are easy to wash and will certainly add some personality to your drinks!

Above is the widescreen version, below the normal screen ratio. Click either one to get the wallpaper!

Just hop on the scale and you’ll be told your weight by way of a regular animal. So for a mere £25.99 (about R314), you can find out if you’re up there with the baby rabbit, duck, pig or bear! Get it in a variety of colours over here.

The little phone plug is called an “RJ11 connector” and for just $4.69 (about R30) the lampcan be used as a handy emergency light for your next power outage. Who cares that it’s pink!? Get yours here.

1. Shake your unopened can of soda or beer.
2. Slide into the reservoir holder of the Beer Blaster Liquid Shooter
3. Lock the reservoir holder down – a small needle will puncture your can and the carbonation will give you the pressure needed to unleash your sticky liquid all over anyone with just the pull of the trigger
4. Run around shooting beer at each other, or you could just sit on your butt and use your Beer Blaster Liquid Shooter to spray beer down your gullet. That’s what I like to do – hell, I’m doing it right now. Wheeeee.

Just remember, shoot responsibly and don’t shoot and drive!

The USB memory stick was designed by Joel Escalona (Kudos), who reminds people too ignorant to figure it out themselves, that this drive was meant to sit on a desk, not be carried around. Sadly it’s just a design as of now, so you’ll just have to wait and see if it ever becomes a real live product…

The bags are made out of oxo-biodegradable plastic and are 100% biodegradable with 12 in a pack. Get ‘em here for  $15.99 (about R120).

If you’re a football fan of note, it may find its way into your lounge? For me, it goes perfectly in the games room or den of say, this awesome house.

At $4.50 (about R35), they just ooze with convenience! Get em here.

Made from plastic, it measures 95mm and has the capacity of 1GB or 2GB, with a processing speed of 8MB/sec (that’s fast). The USB memory will come in black, green, red or white.

These little porkers, however, can be plugged into any source with a mini-jack to start up the party and get impressing right away!

They seem to be available in Japan only for the time being, going for about $50 and available in several different colors: