Andrew’s Blog had these beauties featured:
You’re probably having a chuckle, but this is actually a piece of serious art by Stuart Bird.
See what he’s doing? He’s taking a stab at the fact that Zumatello’s followers lap up everything he says without questioning him! Like fat kids would cookies!
I now have a strange desire to go out and find some real ZOO biscuits…
After the original sighting of Zumatello, this piece of brilliance (probably the first of many) has now emerged:
Not only is he a master with the corruption sword and well versed in Greek, he is also quite a devil in the sack! You Go Jake!
Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it eh?
Zuma has 4 Marriages, 3 partners, 1 outstanding and 15 Children!
Just look at the age differences between his children from different mothers: 8 months, 7 months & 5 months! Jake’s been a busy boy…
Sizakele Khumalo. He met her in 1959 and she currently lives at his R1,5-million rural home at Nkandla in northern KwaZulu- Natal. They have no children.
The ex-wife, Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma, is our Foreign Affairs Minister with whom Zuma had 4 children: Msholozi (24), Gugu (22), Thuli (21) and Thuthi (19). They divorced in June 1998 due to “irreconcilable differences.”
The late Kate Zuma mothered an additional 5 children with Zuma: Saady (29), twins Duduzile and Duduzane (25), Phumzile (20) and Vusi who committed suicide on Dec 8 2000 after apparent strained relations with Zuma.
Rumoured to still be on honeymoon, Nompumelelo Mantuli Zuma tied the knot in January. She has 2 children: Thandiswe (7) and Sinquobile (8 months).
Believed to be waiting in the wings, Thobeka Stacey Mabhija has mothered two of Zuma’s children including a 5 month old baby.
Bongi Ngema from Umlazi has a 7 month old son with Zuma.
Old flame Minah Shongwe is the sister of Judge Jeremiah Shongwe and has a 30 year old son, Edward, with Zuma.
Zuma allegedly paid half lobolo for Swazi Princess Sebentile Dlamini in 2002. She is the granddaughter of King Sobhuza III and nothing has come out of it. Left at the altar?
Zuma says “Me sinergasia pouroume na petixome perisotera”:
†Together we can do more!†Do more what? With the Greeks?
Something just isn’t okay about this (source)… I can’t put my finger…
Either you’re asking what the hell takes a photo 295 times the standard 5 megapixel camera OR what the hell is this oke doing?!
We can answer your first question – a revolutionary robotic camera mount that lets you capture gigapixel images with an ordinary point and shoot digital camera.
Believe it or not, but the above picture has been cut out of this one:
You can see in focus the face of each individual in the crowd and scan or zoom to any section of the image – check it out for yourself.
In light of DA leader, Helen Zille, launching her parties social media campaign using Facebook and Twitter, ANC supporters (and non supporters) have decided to hop on to the Social media bandwagon…
First they unmasked Zumatello right here on idale (questionably the fastest growing blog in SA), right before they allocated an unknown amount of taxpayers money to establish a JZ Facebook-following. It seems this strategy has backfired with most results ending up like this one:
It seems the ANC, in a bid to increase support, have tried to disguise their main contender Jacob Zuma under a false alias, Zumatello. Whilst many may not recognise him, our CSI specialist The Broker called in some favors from the lab to confirm that this is in fact NOT the fifth Ninja Turtle as many children have been led to believe.
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