Cars, Deco, Tech, Food, Fashion, Music & More LIVE from Joburg - Part 38

Fifth Ninja Turtle Spotted in JHB

It seems the ANC, in a bid to increase support, have tried to disguise their main contender Jacob Zuma under a false alias, Zumatello. Whilst many may not recognise him, our CSI specialist The Broker called in some favors from the lab to confirm that this is in fact NOT the fifth Ninja Turtle as many children have been led to believe.

zuma

Check out www.saelections.co.za for some decent coverage of the elections.

The Broker

The Broker

This is The Broker. Chat to him if you need to get your hands on some high quality gold bars. In addition to being a master deal maker he has walked on burning coals (without shoes or flip flops) and can be spotted in Sandton Square smoking fine tobacco with Nelson Mandela each day.

He has no doubt earned himself a degree in pimpology which is evident by the numerous ladies who have certified him (pictured after the link below)…

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One! Seven! Seven!

Aston Martin says that the One-77 is “the ultimate creative interpretation of the renowned British marque.” With a price-tag said to be around the £1 million mark, the hand-built supercar is said to be very special. Special??? You could feed a small country for two weeks with a price tag like that.

Aston Martin One-77

Right and left-hand drive versions will be available, which means we’ll likely see Lolly Jackson or a random empowerment partner cruising the streets of Sandton very soon.

See more at one-77.com

Me and One Trillion Dollars

Not even Super-hombre Pablo Escobar on copious amounts of coke could comprehend what a Trillion Dollars would look like.

While you will never see a trillion dollars in person, computers can do the job without breaking a sweat – or worrying about retirement…

one trillion dollars

Measurements were taken of a $10,000 stack of $100 bills (just half an inch thick!) and pretty much multiplied from there using simple geometry. In the trillion dollar shot above, each pallet holds $100 million… and the pallets are double stacked.

As for that red blob on the left? IT SHOULD BE ME!

Snow White and the Seven Punks

Daft Punk is known for their amazing music videos like “Around The World”. Here we see a new take on splicing up some old cartoons to create a new video for another of the bands hits…

I just love the way these guys jam to the music! Make your own Daft Punk music here.

Editing Guru Makes Killer Jam From YouTube Videos

What you are about to see is a mix of unrelated YouTube videos/clips edited together to create ThruYou. So what you see is what you hear – simply amazing! Makes me think of some songs that Herbert spliced together from everyday sounds on the Accidental Records label.

Where Does Poo Come From Dad?

A little boy asks his dad “Where does poo come from?”

Dad explained that food is passed down the oesophagus to the stomach where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction in the alimentary canal to extract protein before waste products descend via the colon and rectum to emerge as poo.

“Really?” asked the little boy, “and what about Tigger?”

Winnie the Pooh

Seriously Hot Heels

I’m no cross-dresser, but when I saw these my instant passion for cars kicked in and I couldn’t help thinking “Wow, Lamborghini shoes!” Lauren just loves shoes and recently a Lambo burnt to death in CT. It just seems that the time is right to post these babies up for all to see. WHere are the sneakers now?!

Lamborghini High Heel Shoes

Traveling SAA (or any) Economy Class is Shit.

business class joke

I’m not sure when you last traveled? But I can quite easily say that 99% of domestic flights I’ve been on in the last two years have left me feeling like the gent boarding the phanty above (without the assistance of two diaper dressed hostesses of course).

Lamborghini. Well Done with Fries

lamborghini burnt to a crisp

Recently spotted on Ocean Drive in Cape Town… a BMW X5 and a Lamborghini Gallardo burnt to death. Yes, a Lamborghini!

It seems this poor Italian super car met it’s fate last week in the garage of what seems to be super hot coastal come.

I can’t help wonder what sparked off this disaster? Arson? Another flicked cigarette? Was the car just too hot?

Via 2oceansvibe

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