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My Pad isn’t the largest in the world and quite frankly I have to limit the number of guests I can have over to the number of bowls I have in the cupboard.

It’s the reason I don’t have the in-door in-floor pool yet.

BUT, something I wouldn’t mind having is this nifty sofa:

You’re wondering what it does, right? Well, check it out then…

So this web site was sent to me by an extremely upset reader (who’s obviously in favour of short skirts). What you’ll find if you visit the site is this:

What appears to be some kind of legitimate bill urging the extension of skirts across our nation (including the alteration of all associated signage) is causing a stir with fashionistas, the general public and sluts alike!

My take on it: Someone has cunningly setup a premium number that keeps you on hold forever and generates big money on the fears of modern society (please don’t phone the number on the site). I don’t know whether I’m more pissed off cause the site exists or that I never came up with it!

How many times have you loaded your latest snaps only to find your finest shots all blurry and smudged? Now this could be because you were drunk, have Parkinson’s, or you’re just a an unsteady amateur photographer! Behold the solution:

Turn any water or soda bottle into an instant tripod with this ingenious Bottle Cap Tripod (or Uno-Pos as I’ve dubbed it). It’ll only set you back $11 (about R100) and you’ll have stable crisp shots for the rest of time! Grab one here.

As of April 2009, the earth’s population is estimated to be about 6.77 billion. With the number increasing each and every day, it’s great to just stop for a moment. In fact, it even greater to stop and take a photo:

With so many people wondering about this place, it makes perfect sense that we’re bound to catch a couple of wonders like these:

Ouch!

And finally, moments before disaster:

Thanks for the pics Ash!

I can’t remember the last time I ever mowed the lawn. In fact, I’m pretty sure I have never actually mowed the lawn.

Maybe that’s because we never had one of these while I was growing up:

With absolutely no association to Hustler Magazine, The Hustler Zeon is an emission-free electric mowing dream ride!

It my not have a traditional steering wheel, rather two handles that enable a true zero-degree turning radius, just like a tank! Who’s got long lawn?

People generally meet at Chocadore to revel in the explosion of aromas, faraway flavours and the sweet captivation of cocoa. That’s because it’s the only exclusive chocolate shop in South Africa that imports quality pralines and slabs in their finished form from Belgian, French and Italian chocolatiers.

You, my dear friends, are very lucky because Chocadore has decided to reward iDale readers with two seriously substantial Easter gifts!

The first is a 500g ballotin from Kim’s Chocolates in Belgium worth R395.00 and the second is a Tin of limited edition Galler “Cat Tongues” valued at R345.00 (Also Belgian).

Be sure to check back on Monday morning to see how you can enter this tasty giveaway!

Imagine this, you take your child to the local doctor seeking a remedy for the strong cough he’s sporting… he prescribes this “non-addictive” substitute for morphine:

Continue to see some more legal drugs you could have scored back in the early 1900′s…

I love music and I love cars. So when someone creates a piano that resembles a supercar it’s bound to hit the right high note with me.

Don’t you think this would would look great parked alongside my 599GTB?

Zuma says “Me sinergasia pouroume na petixome perisotera”:

” Together we can do more!” Do more what? With the Greeks?

Check out this in-house pool concept from KOS. You know something like this will add a unique, inviting touch to your home (provided you have the space for a pool in one of your rooms!).

It’s dubbed the Faraway Pool and can be built in to the floor and doesn’t overflow (thanks to the ground-level fissure that doubles the pool’s outline).

To top it off, the Faraway Pool has some pimping underwater illumination, which will make for a truly romantic (or dirty) experience. Splash splash!